Wishlist Wednesday: 10 Things I Hate About Guy Fieri

This week, Wishlist Wednesday is a bit of a rant. It's not technically what I'm going for with these posts but it has been one of those weeks, and it's only Wednesday, so just bear with me. I headed to Canadian Tire after work today to pick up some items for an event this weekend. I decided to wind down by browsing through the kitchen and bakeware section (yes, I'm that sad, deal with it) and drooling over the new colours of Kitchenaid mixer. Somewhere in between deciding which Tassimo coffee maker I would buy if I weren't poor and pondering exactly how many Kitchenaid mixers one person needs, I turned a corner and was met face first with this:

Possibly the most irritating man on television, and definitely the most irritating person associated with the Food Network, Guy Fieri, has come out with his own set of overpriced cookware which he will likely make a small fortune from. Instantly, the only thing I wish for this Wishlist Wednesday, is for Guy Fieri to stop existing....and here's why:

1) No self respecting adult male should be allowed to bleach his tips, his hair, or part of/all of his beard and still be taken seriously.

2) He wears stupid sunglasses.

3) His show literally revolves around finding the greasiest fattiest foods in America and eating them like a pig while making disgusting noises of appreciation.

4) He owns, and wears, button down collared shirts with flames on them.

5) He has been known to describe himself as a "culinary gangsta". As punishment for this I think he should be dropped off in Harlem with a bunch of cilantro and one of his monogrammed frying pans to use for survival.

6) He regularly says things like "this sauce is MONEY". Enough said.

7) He openly stated that gay people "weird him out" and is somehow still on television. Clearly his values are still decades behind along with his style.

8) His wife is actually decent looking, which leads me to believe that he feeds her sedatives hidden inside fried chicken so that she doesn't notice how annoying he is.

9) He is really, really, really annoying.

10) He designed this frying pan and is making money off of it.

Seriously.